I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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