Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
is it fun? or sober?
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