I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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