Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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