I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I came so hard my ears popped.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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