just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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