so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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