I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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