4 words: hood of his car
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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