Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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