he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize