I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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