You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
How does it feel to date your dad?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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