Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
