Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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