There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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