he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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