She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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