I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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