I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
so much tequila, so little girl.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
