yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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