so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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