All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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