You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
