It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
porn star boner night. come get it.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
