Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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