Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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