with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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