so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I enjoy the company of your penis
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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