Dual....:-)
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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