It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
