when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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