so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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