So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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