Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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