brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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