it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I believe in your delicious
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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