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Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
please come you make the beer taste better
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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