I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Randomize
