Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
organizing the empties. That sober.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just invented taco cereal.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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