Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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