Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
So. Much. Porn.
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