grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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