You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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