just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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