Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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