My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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