my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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