That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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