She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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