She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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