Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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