There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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