why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
it's great music for shaving your balls
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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