I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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