Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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