My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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