I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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